Is easy. 
It doesn’t take a fish eye
to see… 

• I’m painting my nails a silver metallic. I’m excited about how they’re going to come out. 
• I’ve finished painting my nails. They look good, I like them. My friend Shamim likes them too. 
• I got in a fight with my dad’s girlfriend. It was ugly. I’ll have to come back to that later today. Be kind, rewind. 
• I’ve been eating all day. I packed two bags of microwave popcorn to Shamim’s house and just remembered that her microwave burst into angry-I-wanna-quit/retire flames. She hasn’t yet bought a new one.  
• I sent my cousin Jeff some money, I feel like him and I are embarking on this adventurous and highly successful journey. 
• I have a very high metabolism. Naturally, my body is kinder to drinks than it is to food. I’m glad I love drinking smoothies and creamy… Ok. 
• My opinion of Tyler Perry’s movies (not that it matters); racially biased and overly melodramatic. Different things for different people though, right? 
• I love sleeping in people’s beds. 
• My phone is very light and smooth, but you won’t ever tell from its rubber cover. 
• I find that older men turn me on more with everyday that goes by. 
• I don’t see myself being in a sexual relationship with a guy in my age group, I need at least 8 years older. 
• I see that happening with a an “age mate” of the same sex though. I’d do everything for the perfect woman. 
• Long finger nails (real or fake), I don’t find attractive on a female. 
• I like beards and bald heads. 
• Nobody ever calls my phone!!! 
• Unshelled pistachios. Are not worth it. The shells are there for a reason, I tell ya! I need my nuts in shells. Nuts in shells. 
• Chewing brings noise to my brain. I could do without it. I think chocolate is kinder, because chocolate (well; good chocolate) melts all creamy and smooth on the tongue. 
• I’m a very good swimmer. 
• I’m very sensitive to scents and voices. But nothing can replace the ability of storing a moment, and passing that moment onto somebody else through a photograph. Beauty. Smiles. Faces. Places. 
• I’m very intuitive, and posses certain psychic abilities. 
• I am a mammoth with a very high metabolism. 
• I have so much drama in my life, I don’t need to go to the movies. 
• Libras are the best kissers. 
• I love strawberries and mangoes the most. 
• I like when girls pretend they don’t like you, and yet they’re actually wetting… 
• Wait, what?!? 
• I have a tummy ache from eating a lot. 
• I have a lot of names, of them all, I like to be addressed by Shammy. It’s my birth name. My name. 
• I do not like taking medicine. 
• Needles and pins have scarred me. 
• My mother disowned me from a post she saw on Tumblr. 
• I’m a leader. 
• I think am done now.